Friday, August 24, 2007

Some email from Dothan

The fan mail has been pouring in at an expected rate. Some dude from Dothan even sent the following written on a roll of toilet paper (pretty handy given where I sit to read all this stuff): "Your Exalted Majesty, Great King of Alabama, King of Kings, King of the Conferences; Master of Auburn, LSU, Tennessee, Florida, Arkansas, South Carolina, Kentucky, and Mississippi, and the nations of the PAC 10; Ruler of Michigan, Sparta and Troy; Sovereign Lord of CBS, ESPN and the entire blogosphere from the rising to the setting sun, His Most Exalted, Invincible, Incorruptible, Blessed of God, and Omnipotence among mortals"

I don't know what all that means, but it sounds like I'm in charge. Dothanite, go forth and conquer. P.S., the paper wasn't as soft as I'm used to. Send Charmin next time. With Lester's picture on it, since he poops out the mouth. Roll Bama.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

I don't understand why bama can't convert short third downs. Against Tennessee we gave up a TD for a field goal after we had moved the ball all the way down the field on the run. We tried two passes to the end zone on 2nd and three and 3rd and three. Later in the game we went for a Qb sneak on 3rd and 1. If you watched the game none of these play calls made sense whatsoever given the fact that you have awesome backs like Mark Ingram and Trent Richardson. How many times can we ask the defense to bail out the offense? Wake up McElwain!!

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