Ok boys and girls, I'm not Gumby, but I do have a new word for the day:
SabanoiaSabanoia:
(s
b
-noi
) noun. 1. A psychotic disorder characterized by delusions of persecution that might or might not strike your football team if you are not on King Saban's side, often strenuously defended with apparent logic and reason.
Let's use this in a sentence. Maybe two sentences. Auburn people, this is still on one hand, so you should be able to count that high.
With Mark Richt suffering from
Sabanoia, he closed football practice cause he doesn't know what else to do. He thinks his team could get beat, and has no idea how to stop it.
It can also impact other coaches in your league who are not playing you that week.
Sabanoia is flowing like water in Auburn. As a result, Jester is trying to figure out how to blame Nick Saban's arrival for his team's complete collapse.
Folks, camera's are not necessary when you are the best coach in all the land. King out.
Roll Bama.
Unfortunately, they are now travelling in their homes from town to town watching 'Bama games to help Jester spy on us. I'm not so worried about a lesser team getting an advantage by seeing my boys up close during practice. But I am concerned with what the local health department calls "unsanitary conditions." My advice is to avoid the area behind Shoney's Big Boy on McFarland Boulevard, and you're probably fine.
Now, this brings a couple of questions to mind. Is the plan to distract my team with circus tricks from the Georgia mascot? Or, is this an example of what the Georgia offensive line will do when my big defensive ends come running through the line to eat the quarterback?
